Condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would
probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:

Nike Condoms : - Just do it.
Toyota Condoms : - Oh.. what a feeling.
Ford Condoms : - The ride of your life.
Sony Condoms : - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
> > > Microsoft Condoms : - Where do you want to go today?
> > > KFC Condoms : - Finger Licking Good.
> > > M&Ms Condoms : - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
> > > Coca Cola Condoms : - The Real Thing
> > > EverReady Condoms : - Keep going and going ....
> > > Macintosh Condoms : - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
> > > Pringles Condoms : - Once you pop, you can't stop.
> > > MacDonald : - Oh ... my MacDonalds.

> > > USA Brands :
> > > Budweiser Condoms : - This bud's for you.
> > > Burger King Condoms : - Home of the Whopper.
> > > Gatorade Condoms : - The Thirst Quencher.
> > > Ball Park Franks Condoms : - They plump when you use em.
> > > Charmin Condoms : Don't squeeze the Charmin.

> > > Telecom Brands :
> > > Nokia Condoms : - This is Human Technology.
> > > Ericsson Condoms : - It's all about connecting people.
> > > AT&T Condoms : The right choice.
> > > Motorola Condoms : - What you never thought possible.

> > > And my personal favourite Condoms(movie) :
> > > Godzilla Condoms : - Size does matter.